May is National Masturbation Month
. Well, according to some folks. Others say that 7 May is National Masturbation Day while others cite the first week of May as National Masturbation Week. And so I'm not quite sure what the deal is. Personally, I celebrate my masturbatory holidays 365 days a year or thereabouts but your mileage may differ.
Mark Twain once wrote of the practice:"to the lonely it is company; to the forsaken it is a friend; to the aged and impotent it is a benefactor; they that are penniless are yet rich, in that they still have this majestic diversion."
For further exploration of this majestic diversion, lads should check out Jackin' World
for more info while lasses should head to Clitical
. Here in Madison, the friendly folks at A Woman's Touch
would be more than happy to give you information as well as help you select the perfect toy(s) and accessories for either laying stomach pancakes or churning the butter.