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03 May, 2007

Happy National Masturbation Month!

May is National Masturbation Month. Well, according to some folks. Others say that 7 May is National Masturbation Day while others cite the first week of May as National Masturbation Week. And so I'm not quite sure what the deal is. Personally, I celebrate my masturbatory holidays 365 days a year or thereabouts but your mileage may differ.



Mark Twain once wrote of the practice:

"to the lonely it is company; to the forsaken it is a friend; to the aged and impotent it is a benefactor; they that are penniless are yet rich, in that they still have this majestic diversion."



For further exploration of this majestic diversion, lads should check out Jackin' World for more info while lasses should head to Clitical. Here in Madison, the friendly folks at A Woman's Touch would be more than happy to give you information as well as help you select the perfect toy(s) and accessories for either laying stomach pancakes or churning the butter.
|| Palmer, 6:19 AM

3 Comments:

Mmmm, onanism. Thanks for providing those edifying links!

Happy Masturbation Month, honey.

The D.
Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:23 PM  
Huh. And I always thought November was masturbation month.

To wit: http://www.metafilter.com/21589/Nailed-With-Their-Own-Hammer#387051
Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:35 AM  
Well, if The Onion says it, it has to be true.

I miss the local coverage that it had when it was only published here in Madison. I've got a couple issues from 1990 lying around somewhere.
Blogger Palmer, at 9:01 AM  

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