Fearful Symmetries

Witness a machine turn coffee into pointless ramblings...

15 June, 2007

Me So Horny

First some guy was taking upskirts at a store. Then another one jacks off next to sunbathers at James Madison Park. And now we've got the trifecta with a really classy gent driving around parking lots sans pants and wanking.

Does anyone remember when The Onion was still only in Madison and they printed the weekly campus crime report? It was all drunks and men peeking into the windows of Chadbourne Hall and The Virgin Vault while attempting to lay stomach pancakes. Was it The Onion or one of the student papers that had the weekly report on the slow-walking pack of sorority girls?
|| Palmer, 1:35 PM

2 Comments:

Wow, blast from the past. It was "The Mouth" (I think) at the Badger Herald, and it was a packofslowalkingsororitygirls.
Blogger Jason Kramer, at 1:56 PM  
Yeah, that sounds right. I recall reading it regularly just before a class in Bascom Hall. It was all the more amusing considering I worked at The Towers at the time.
Blogger Palmer, at 7:56 AM  

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