29 August, 2007

A Wisconsin Story

We Cheeseheads love to flaunt our great natural expanses, our great beer, and, of course, our tasty cheeses. But tales of life here in the Dairyland go beyond Ole and Lena all the way to Harvey and Edwin:

Police stopped a truck in Abbotsford recently and found Harvey Miller, 43, was steering the truck. Miller has no legs.

Officers said that Edwin Marzinske, 55, was operating the gas pedals and brake.

The police report said Miller admitted he was too drunk to drive, but argued he wasn't actually operating the truck because he couldn't push the gas pedal.

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