29 September, 2010

Dumbest Person Ever Attends Obama Rally

I heard a couple humorous stories about Obama's visit yesterday...

The first involves someone who has to be amongst the dumbest people ever. Apparently some guy just had to satisfy his craving for cannabis during the event so he crawls into some bushes in front of the Historical Society and lights up. Secret Service agents spot him and do a double take because they cannot believe their eyes. Once they determine he's not a threat, they pawn him off onto the police.

Every law enforcement officer and Secret Service agent within a 30-mile radius is there and he lights up a joint. What a maroon!

Secondly, while Secret Service agents have a reputation for being very stoic, I was told that one of them invited a couple of hottie co-ed volunteers up to the press room. The perks of the job.

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