Leave it to a Mud Duck.
Some goofball in Minnesota has taken to making gummi bear brats.
It's bad enough that we have gyros brats, sun dried tomato and feta brats, and all the rest of that crap but these...these sound thoroughly disgusting. What's wrong with salt, pepper, marjoram, and nutmeg? Grundhofer's Old-Fashion Meats indeed. Gummi bears are just so old fashioned.
And did you notice the grape Kool Aid brats? Good lord. This place needs to be nuked from orbit before adding children's junk food to the respectable bratwurst becomes a trend and we end up with Snickers brats.
You Mud Ducks need to keep this shit on your side of the border. Walker should call out the state militias and deploy them along the Mississippi with extra reinforcements in St. Croix county.