A Journey Into a Wondrous Land Whose Boundaries Are That of the Imagination

There is a dimension beyond that which is known to men. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between the uterus and the vaginal wall and it lies between the bladder and the colon. This is the dimension of pleasure. It is an area which we call...The T-Zone...

Yesterday evening I did an abbreviated tutoring session with Paul before heading over to A Woman's Touch for a class on stimulating the G-Spot, T-Zone, and prostate gland.

Walking up to the mall entrance, I spied a familiar face. It was one of the baristas from Ancora that I hadn't seen in quite some time. She remembered me, however, and we chatted briefly. It was long enough for her to admit to being the bitch of the joint. Aha! The truth finally comes out! I wandered inside to find that I was a bit early so I persued a copy of the Chicago Reader to see if there were any concerts, theater performances, etc. that I'd like to take in. (Of course there were several.) Finally, we were told that the classroom was ready for us.

I took a seat on a futon mattress which sat on the floor and the rest of the class filed in. Not surprisingly, I was the only lone male. There were a couple others with the XY combo but they were with their significant XXers. The instructor, whose name I forget, started by handing out sheets demonstrating the anatomy of our naughty bits and then putting the illustrations up on the wall via an overhead projector. Unlike the last couple classes I've been to at AWT, my classmates were rather sedate. The instructor went through the basics of our naughty bits beginning with the womyn's. I didn't know that the clitoris was so large and that I get to lick only the tiniest portion of it. She proceeded to pull out a vulva puppet. Plush labia here and there, a green clitoral hood up top, etc. It even had a bit of ribbon inside to imitate the G-spot. It sounded all so wonderful. G-spots, T-zones, clitori - so many nerves to stimulate! Then she got to the male anatomy.

It began alright. Penis, testes - so far so good. Then she got to the prostate gland and described how it is more difficult to get to than the G-spot. I thought this would be made up for with the male T-zone, which I didn't even know we had, but no. The male T-zone is virtually unreachable and the best we can hope for is the prostate gland rubbing up against it. The teacher showed us a few video clips which mostly featured womyn having their naughty bits stimulated, having orgasms, and even female ejaculating. We men only got a couple clips of guys masturbating as they anally massaged themselves. No wonder Tiresias said of sexual pleasure, "Of ten parts a man enjoys one only, but a woman enjoys the full ten parts in her heart."

We also saw a clip of a womyn's G-spot engorging as she became aroused. Tricky bit of plumbing you frauleins have. It is located about 3 inches in and up towards the belly button. Several dildos and vibrators were passed around and we were told to look for models with a curved tip to get up there. We were also shown these large beads and various dildos that weren't curved at an angle but had bulged tips which would stimulate the G-spot. The T-zone is a little further back in womyn but relatively accessible. As I said above we watched a womyn ejaculate on video. Given enough G-spot stimulation I guess fraus can really let it rip. We men can't even have ejaculation to ourselves. One young womyn in our group was quite curious about female ejacuation while another older womyn knew something about it and referred the younger one to a couple books. Oddly enough, the same student who asked about ejacuation in the female also asked about male ejaculation and prostate fluid. I remember thinking that she'd be fun to explore all of this with. I asked a couple questions about various naughty bits that were more anatomically inclined as opposed to "how do I?" kinds of questions and my fellow classmates got a good laugh in at my expense.Hey, I'm the curious type.

Here's our instructor holding the vulva puppet and surrounded by instruments of pleasure:



Next week I get to learn about all things anal...

For anyone in need of employment, they are hiring:

"A Woman's Touch is seeking a retail clerk/pleasure specialist for a permanent full-time opening. The ideal candidate will have good retail skills and comfort with helping a wide range of people learn more about sexual health and pleasure. Training will be provided, excellent benefits included. Send a resume, references and a hand signed letter describing why you want to work at A Woman's Touch and what skills you have to offer us. To: A Woman's Touch, 600 Williamson St., Madison, WI 53703. Deadline is Monday, May 16th, by 6 p.m. No email applications please."