One Bad Motherf---

It is this kinda stuff that makes boring days like today more palatable. A dork has translated the lyrics to the "Theme From Shaft" into Middle English. Here's the first verse as a sample:

As written by Isaac Hayes:

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

And now here are Hayes' lyrics translated into Middle English:

Wha be tha blake prevy lawe
That bene wantoun too alle tha feres?
SHAFT!
Ya damne righte!