03 May, 2006

Jackin'/Jillin' Off

May is National Masturbation Month. Well, according to some folks. Others say that 7 May is National Masturbation Day while others cite the first week of May as National Masturbation Week. And so I'm not quite sure what the deal is. Personally, I celebrate my masturbatory holidays 365 days a year or thereabouts but your mileage may differ.



Betty Dodson, sex therapist and self-described "Grandmother of Masturbation" is, as you can imagine, totally pro-onanism. She says:

Masturbation is our first natural sexual activity. Masturbation is the ongoing love affair that each of us has with ourselves throughout our lifetime. Masturbation is an erotic meditation. Masturbation inspires creativity. Masturbation is a way to gain sexual self-knowledge.

She urges folks to:

Go public by telling a few friends about your favorite masturbation techniques with a description of one of your better orgasms. Finally, sharing masturbation with a friend or lover qualifies you as an activist in the erotic renaissance of the new millennium.

If any female readers are keen on helping me usher in this erotic renaissance, please let me know.



Guys should check out Jackin' World for more info while the ladies should head to Clitical. Trans folks may want to peruse both sites.

Here in Madison, the friendly folks at A Woman's Touch would be more than happy to give you information as well as help you select the perfect toy(s) and accessories for either laying stomach pancakes or churning the butter.

4 comments:

  1. YES! Everyone join in the festivities!

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  2. Anonymous6:55 AM

    You're very pretty boy. Will you put some more pictures on the site?
    Please. Please. Please!
    girl

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  3. Aw, that isn't me in the photo. I'm much better looking.

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  4. Anonymous3:07 PM

    Try http://AdvancedMasturbation.com for pictures and mini-movies that show male and female masturbation techniques.

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