The 10 Real Reasons Why Geeks Make Better Lovers. A couple highlights:
Geeks are hot…
...and wear the coolest glasses.
Geeks know kinky people
Geeks haven't just seen a variety of positions, kinks and fetishes in blue movies. They know (or are) people who enjoy those things, so they don't dismiss entire categories of sexual interests as the sole province of a bunch of weirdos in San Francisco.
I like this one (Emphasis Added):
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Geeks know all the shortcuts. They research your interests, send you surprise gifts, plan your perfect vacation, get the bills and grocery shopping out of the way, write to their mothers, and tease you mercilessly [ed - this is definitely you, Palmer], all while pretending to work. And when you ask them to set up your home Wi-Fi or install a home theater, it's done quickly, expertly and without complaint.
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We will discuss this later...
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