Things That Get You Going

As Chicaogist noted, May is National Masturbation Month. It completely slipped my mind.



In my defense, every month is masturbation month as far as I'm concerned. The folks down south compiled a list of things that get them going and I thought it'd be amusing to do the same for we Madisonians. There are similarities. Here's my list:

Spring cleavage

The Mad Rollin' Dolls

The ladies at the back of the bus on my morning jaunt on route 15.

A Woman's Touch

The gals who setup the outdoor seating at Marigold Kitchen in the morning.

The baristas of Ancora on King Street.

Watching girls' butts on the bus. Or on the street.

Watching pulchritudinous joggers zip around the Square.

The MILFs who bring their children down to the Monona Terrace on weekdays.

All the hotties at the Wednesday farmers' market off the Square.

Co-eds sunbathing on the piers behind the sorority houses.

Anticipation of hottie microbrew drinkers at the Malt House.

Freshly-minted hottie social workers starting their careers at the Department of Children and Families.

Eating Zanzibar ice cream from the Chocolate Shoppe.

Bars of lavender goodness from Ladyfox Soaps.

Ayperi bellydancing on the Convention Center rooftop.

Anna of the Reptile Palace Orchestra slithering onstage on the Convention Center rooftop.

The Latinas who have the unfortunate job of cleaning the office building in which I work.

Chocolate from Gail Ambrosius.

Freema Agyeman on the new season of Doctor Who.

Thoughts of all the gamer chicks who will be dressed as the scantily clad Princess Leia from Return of the Jedi at GenCon.

Drinking beer outside at the Ale Asylum. Drinking beer outside. Drinking beer.

And for my girlfriend:

The Columbian guy at Alex Polish Deli.

OK, what have I missed?