I am writing not to tell you ladies how to shake your shapely butts or jiggle your supple, tender ta-tas. Instead I just wanted to offer you some advice should you want to increase the number of fat guys in your audience who listen to progressive rock, play Dungeons & Dragons, read H.P. Lovecraft, and the like. Do something like this:
Your humble fan,
Skip
P.S. – Is that Kid Rock wannabe gone yet?
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