A new proselytizer has set up shop in Library Mall. This is one of the disadvantages of the warm weather arriving so early. I was hoping to have another month or before Christians took it upon themselves to threaten everyone with eternal damnation.
This new guy is pretty young and reminds me of Sam Kinison with his raspy voice and his single mode of addressing the crowd: shouting at the top of his lungs.
"God knows every grain of saaaaaaaaaand!"
How do you know he's not an undercover atheist? He sure isn't winning anyone over to Jeebus with that BS.
ReplyDeleteAnything is possible, I guess. But it fits in with the pattern of other proselytizers. They all seem to be fire and brimstone.
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