A New Word

Since Rick Santorum has his own word, I think it only fair to give Dr. Hager one. To wit:

ha-ger v. - to initiate anal intercourse with a woman because of the inability to locate the vagina

E.g. -

"My boyfriend and I got really drunk last night. But he was worse than me. He was so wasted, he couldn't find my coochie so he hagered me."