Mark Twain once wrote of the practice:
"to the lonely it is company; to the forsaken it is a friend; to the aged and impotent it is a benefactor; they that are penniless are yet rich, in that they still have this majestic diversion."
For further exploration of this majestic diversion, lads should check out Jackin' World for more info while lasses should head to Clitical. Here in Madison, the friendly folks at A Woman's Touch would be more than happy to give you information as well as help you select the perfect toy(s) and accessories for either laying stomach pancakes or churning the butter.
3 comments:
Mmmm, onanism. Thanks for providing those edifying links!
Happy Masturbation Month, honey.
The D.
Huh. And I always thought November was masturbation month.
To wit: http://www.metafilter.com/21589/Nailed-With-Their-Own-Hammer#387051
Well, if The Onion says it, it has to be true.
I miss the local coverage that it had when it was only published here in Madison. I've got a couple issues from 1990 lying around somewhere.
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