14 March, 2012

Stem the Tide

OK all you market-loving libertarians. If the market is so great as to be worshiped because it allows rational actors to fulfill their needs and desires, why is there a black market for Tide laundry detergent? Not Wisk, not All but Tide?

Law enforcement officials across the country are puzzled over a crime wave targeting an unlikely item: Tide laundry detergent.

Theft of Tide detergent has become so rampant that authorities from New York to Oregon are keeping tabs on the soap spree, and some cities are setting up special task forces to stop it. And retailers like CVS are taking special security precautions to lock down the liquid.

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He and other law enforcement officials across the country say Tide theft is connected to the drug trade. In fact, a recent drug sting turned up more Tide that cocaine.

“We sent in an informant to buy drugs. The dealer said, ‘I don’t have drugs, but I could sell you 15 bottles of Tide,’ ” Sprague told The Daily. “Upstairs in the drug dealer’s bedroom was about 14 bottles of Tide laundry soap. We think [users] are trading it for drugs.”


Maybe Tide should be banned. That way no one can steal it from stores.


2 comments:

  1. Tide is the real stuff. Friendofafriend asked her own mother to mule some to her in Honolulu because it's so expensive there. Look it up on Snopes, it's totally legit.

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  2. I wasn't questioning the legitimacy of the article although Snopes does:

    http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/tide.asp

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