01 December, 2010

Football Player Blames Yahweh For Own Fuck-Up

Buffalo Bills receiver Steve Johnson blames his god on Twitter for dropping a pass:

"I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!!" he tweeted late Sunday afternoon. "YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..."

It's about time Yahweh gets the blame.

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