Ladies, Keep Your Toy Warm Geek-Style

Here in the Upper Midwest, we like to hunker down on cold, snowy winter nights in front of the fire with some glogg. But the lethargy-inducing weather doesn't dampen the fires inside of our fine frauleins. And so, to keep their toys warm during the long winter months, someone has come up with a fashionable Cthluhu Dildo Cthozy. Hurry! It won't last long!