23 August, 2005

Thursday at The Con

We woke up early so we could get to the convention center around the time registration started. Our hotel was about 7 miles from the Con so we cabbed it. As we passed an RCA Dome parking lots, we began to see groups of people tacking the sidewalks to the convention center. The groups fell into 2 general categories: 1) your stereotypical overweight white males and 2) goths - those folks who, when I was a teenager, listened to The Cure and Joy Division. They were all pasty white and wore all black clothes. Plus the chickies wore knee-high boots (black, of course) and they all had belts with metal spikes and bits on them. It was also neat just to check out downtown Indy, never having been there previously.



Of course we were late. Having been there previously, Charles grabbed a place in line so Marv and I could get coffee and just wander around to get the lay of the land. And so we set off and found ourselves in a sea of thousands of people. Just as Charles had said, there were billions of those aforementioned fat white guys (who probably program computers for a living) wearing black t-shirts thinking that, being 50+ pounds overweight, black t-shirts with Wizards of the Coast logos on them would help them appear thinner. We walked past the LAN party area, dozens of room with chairs and tables setup, the auction room, the Medieval Olypmics room, et al When Marv and I finally found a program, we were shocked. It was as thick as a Sears catalog. The opening bits were about Indy, the Con generally, and some of the Hollywood types who would be around signing autographs as well as pages about all the game designers and übergeeks on-hand to ponitifcate upon being a good DM (or GM). Then there was the schedule. Each day's listing was about 40 pages long with game after game - boardgames, miniatures, role-playing - plus seminars and other stuff. Unfucking real.

After some coffee and a general once-over of the schedule, we headed back in to find Charles. We stood in line for another half hour before registering. But this was only for the Con - now we had to register for events. So we set out for a while to explore and find a spot to sit down and choose events. The three of us decided to wander up to the miniatures room. Stepping off the escalator, we found a Lego pirate game in media res.





We found the entrance to the room, which was fucking huge. Outside, however, was a miniature painting area. There were a couple dozen seats where one could sit down and just paint miniatures. Paint was provided and they even gave lessons to beginners. We noted that they were also preparing a speed-painting section. Going into the miniatures room, we found that there were probably hundreds of tables setup. Some had miniatures on them already, while others were having grided maps laid upon them. Curiously enough, there were a few tables decked out for a Starship Troopers game.





I also liked the railroad scenario:



So we found an empty table and spent more time going over the schedule and selecting games and/or seminars to attend. Marv eschewed gaming and booked 15 seminars to hit. He is a DM, after all, and was looking for DMing techniques and advice on creating his own worlds in which we'd play. I paid close attention to the Call of Cthulhu times. For his part, Charles was bound and determined to play his fave boardgame, Titan and he'd brought it along with him. Having made our decisions, we began our trek downstairs to the event registration booths. On our way out, we saw that the speed-painting was underway.



We got in line and waited. I tried and tried to find a Call of Cthulhu game that was open but failed miserably as they were all booked solid. I was disappointed but figured I could try to get in on one on Friday. Sometimes people don't show so seats become available. So I wandered and got some generic tickets just in case. The plan was to wander and then meetup with John, whose hotel room we'd be sharing, at 4. Charles went off to Game Bay 7 for some Titan action while Marv and I went to check out the vendors. On the way there, we were accosted by Darth Vader...



...but I assured him of Marv's allegiance to the Dark Side and he let us pass into the vendors area. And what, pray tell, were they selling? Dice, of course! Lots and lots of dice.



And really cool bracers:



And eldritch leatherbound chests:



And cool miniature sets, classically-themed:





And software for dungeoneers!



We eventually met up with Carl, Andrew & Glen. Then we found the masks.



Now here's Andrew:



And here's moi:



Plus there was some really cool miniatures town sets where the roofs of the buildings came off so you could furnish the interiors and put your characters inside to fight!



After spending some cash, we found John and went across the street to a cheesy sports bar for lunch.



After filling ourselves, Marv and I attended a seminar entitled, "Developing an Ongoing Campaign" and it featured these three gentlemen:



The guy on the left is Robin Law and he wrote a book like "How To Be a Good DM" or some such thing. The guy in the middle helped invent Vampire: The Masquerade. Finally, the gentleman on the right was some very experienced gamer whose name escapes me. It was interesting to me but methinks that it was all old hat for Marv. The refrain of the guy with the mohawk was "Players are dumb - kill them!" Afterwards, we set out to find our compadres. But first we stopped at the Fantasy Tavern. Here's Marv hunched over his grimoire at the owlbear table. Notice the beholder to the left.



Charles was playing Titan.



And we found Jon somewhere or other. We wandered some more and eventually made our way back to the hotel. Day one was over.

BONUS MATERIAL!

Here are some videos from Day 1 of The Con! (~15MB each - Quicktime)

See how miniatures are played!

Watch Glen & Andrew buy t-shirts!
Roadtrip

I picked up Charles at this place right after work on Wednesday. I was eager to hit the road and begin the 5-hour drive. From there, we headed to my place where I fought with Stevie over a cooler. We borrowed one from the next-door neighbor, got it packed, and threw it in the car. A few last checks and we headed to Old Man Standiford's to grab Marv. With everyone onboard, we got on the interstate. to each other until we got onto 294 going around Chicago. Night had fallen and I decided to break the silence by throwing in a tape. It was a BBC dramatization of the first Sherlock Holmes story, "A Study in Scarlett". Marv is a pretty big Holmes fan while Charles and I had read a smattering of the stories and enjoyed them as well. 294 was under construction with a lane being added in each direction. We moved rather swiftly while the lanes going to Chicago were backed up for miles. We all hoped that we'd not run into that on the way home come Sunday.

Indiana is not the prettiest state in the union so I really didn't mind driving through it at night. A bit after 11 we hit 465 to take us by the airport where our hotel lay. After a slightly confusing romping around the periphery of the airport, we got our bearings and found the hotel - La Quinta!! Gleefully we gathered ourselves and our stuff together and slumped into our room. For his part, Charles took to the Net.



Marv had found Starship Troopers on the tele and made himself comfortable without missing a frame.



I grabbed a bed and watched Denise Richards and her boobs battle the bugs.



It didn't take me too long to get tired so I let myself fall into the arms of Morpheus as tomorrow would be a big day...

22 August, 2005

On the Nightwatch

It looks like the first installment of Timur Bekmambetov's epic Night Watch (Nochnoy dozor) trilogy will be getting a US release. The film's home page is part of the Fox Searchlight site. The trailer can be found here. It looks to be a lot of fun but you know it'll go over like a lead balloon here in the States because it's not in English. Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte des loups) was a great, fun action/mystery film that was pure Hollywood excepting that it was in French so everyone went to see Adam Sandler movie instead.

21 August, 2005

The Con

The belly dancers were fucking awesome!



This won best costume. She was hot and her costume was just amazing.



I'm horny and seeing all these hotties dressed like this has given me a corset fetish.

18 August, 2005

Day One

Two of my friends argued about the role of the bun in a good hamburger. They even numerically quantified the bun's importance. Unfortunately, I was unable to register for any CoC but I'll try to squeeze my way in on Saturday. Fortuitously, the Fringe Fest starts tomorrow - 10 days of avant garde performance arts and there's a couple hoolies that sound cool.



The only event that I'm registered for tomorrow is a seminar on Medieval cooking.
The Journey

About a 5 hour drive. I don't know if it's Indy or if it's just because we're by the airport but, upon exiting the car in the hotel parking lot, our noses were accosted by a malodorous sulfuric scent. This is a horrid-smelling place. The drive down wasn't bad. I294 was a pain, though. They're adding a lane in each direction so things are tight. And the other side was at a crawl for miles. I hope we don't have to deal with that shite on Sunday. Charles and Marv have read way more comic books/graphic novels than I ever suspected. I felt all normal during their conversation. Marv also did his Willie Nelson imitation for us. Film at 11.

Tomorrow we register. I'm not sure what happens after that. We meet John at 4. I suppose I'll try to find my brother and friends from Chicago. And look through a guide hoolie as well to figure out what the hell I'm going to be doing for the next few days. I wonder if I'll meet up with Hagen. Must remember to look for the railroad barron type games.

17 August, 2005

Dear Dad

Hey Old Man,

Happy what would have been your 68th birthday! I'm not sure what it's like where you are but the high in Natchitoches is forecasted to be 93. Hotter than Hades! But you might just be in Hell so perhaps 93 would be nice and cool.

Things here are going well. I'm excited because I'll be leaving for Indianapolis after work with a couple friends. We're going to GenCon - the gaming convention that Carl has been attending for years. We'll meet up with him and friends from Chicago at some point. It's 4 days long and will provide a nice break from work and a nice change of scenery. It'll just be nice to get out of Madison for a while and go somewhere new. Not that Indy is the Elyisian Fields or anything but I've never spent any time there - just driven through it.

And so, while I'm really excited and anxious about the convention, I'm also in a pensive mood - thinking about today, what should have been your day. So, old man, wherever you are, here's to thinking of you.

Palmer
I'm Just Your Average Renaissance Man

This past Sunday Marv and I zipped out to the Bristol Renaissance Faire. Neither of us had ever been there and I know that I was fired up to partake of mock-Elizabethan goodness. We were to meet up the Brian, a friend of Stevie's from college, and his wife, Cheryl, along with some friends of theirs. They were to all be in costume too. And indeed they were.



Steve, Cheryl, Mike, Amy, Cheryl, and Brian


We met them by the Mud Show. Coming in media res of the performance, I'm not totally sure what it entails other than a guy eating a ball of mud at the end. We then proceeded to the nearest purveyor of strong drink. With libation in hand, we set out.



There were a lot of women with lots of cleavage:



At the second watering hole (which had this awesome sign that said "Party like it's 1599"), Marv and I were given a, um..."marketing survey" by a woman of loose morals pictured here:



I went for the mead. Although it wasn't the best I've ever had, it went down smoothly and did the trick. We wandered around the faire and saw Moonie walk a tightrope (he also juggled flaming hoolies):



Marv and I tried on cloaks:





We also set about some prandial delights:





There were some knights being all chivalrous while mounted...



...and unmounted.



Brian and Cheryl were serenaded by a strolling lute player:



I'd never met Brian & Cheryl's friends before and they were all really nice, hoopy froods. I thought it odd that they were keen on finding a stand that sold lemonade. "We need lemonade," was their refrain. When I saw Steve's wineskin, it became clearer: it was filled with vodka. Marv got along with them well too. He, Brian, and I slipped easily into a discussion about Dungeons & Dragons. Brian is campaigning in Faerun, currently while Pete's Oriental Adventure is on summer hiatus. Then Mike joined us and soon the topic of discussion became the television show, Firefly. Now, all of them had seen it while I hadn't. With glee, they talked about various episodes, plot points, and character. I just stood there and nodded politely. I suppose I had better watch it so I can go see Serenity when it comes out.

With every sip of his drink, Brian's desire to check out very sharp and potentially lethal weapons increased. We stopped in at every shop selling swords, daggers, dirks, flails, maces, and the like. Personally, I thought the axes were really fucking cool. It's always fun to see and hold the various weapons that my D&D characters wield. As you see above, Marv and I tried on cloaks and I ended up buying one. I couldn't help it! It looks awesome and the saleswoman had great cleavage.

Steve, Brian, and I took time to throw knives and axes. Of 20 throws, I hit the target twice and with knives both times. I discovered that you need fucking Popeye arms to throw axes. And these were just little girlie ones and not manly throwing axes. Man, I couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with one of those. Steve, however, was dead-on with them. He had a nice grouping of 5 in the target zone. Unreal.

Little did we know, Sauron was there:



And Marv tried to retreive his Precious...



Word of the Week

guddler (gud-l-ur)
n. one who catches (fish) by groping with the hands, as under rocks or along a riverbank.

16 August, 2005

Aching...For Your Nails Across My Skin

Just as I was clean, she made me dirty again.

I went to my mom's house after leaving your place, we had a long talk. She kind of freaked out because I was so happy - I'll tell you about it later. Then I went home and cleaned a bit (my mom helped), then I went over to A.'s and hung out for a while doing geeky LJ things, and then we watched Paycheck, which was better then I thought it would be but still quite cheesy. A. made an interesting offer I'll have to tell you about!

I really would love to have a nice walk-in shower because everytime she and I bathe together, a little extra room would come in extremely handy. And last night was no different. Dinner having been eaten and the trash put to the curb, she asked if I wanted to take a shower. I took her up on her offer, natch. Would it be a repeat of our weekend shower? Yes, hopefully. My clothes were off lickety-split but she had to remove all the toys from the bathtub so I stood there with a raging hardon while she cleared our playground. As she bent over, I grabbed her hips and pressed myself up against her ass. When she finally disrobed, I had her bend over again to get the water going and so I could press up against her without a skirt in the way. I adore the gentle curves of her hips and her ass. The former is perfect for grabbing hold of and pulling her close while the latter is lip-smackingly good for kneading, spanking, and the like. With the water at a suitable temperature we stepped inside. She stood under the water and let the warm streams rush down her body. I never tire of of the sight of water dripping from women's breasts. With that, she stepped to the back of the tub. I grabbed some shampoo and began to wash my hair while she squeezed a generous amount of shower gel onto one of those poof hoolies and lathered it up. Once I'd rinsed my hair, she began scrubbing my back. Working her way down, she gave my ass a good wash followed by legs before turning me around to make sure my front was not neglected. I turned round to rinse off my face and chest when I heard the tell-tale snap of the lid of the shower gel bottle. Next thing I know she is running a well-lathered hand up and down the crack of my ass.

Saturday night - our first shower together in months. We were clean but I wasn't through with her. She was standing at the back of the tub and I told her to turn around and bend over. Obligingly, she did so. A dollop of soap and my hands were well-lathered. With blood rushing to my cock and fierce desire pulsing through my veins, I forcefully grabbed her ass cheeks and spread them apart. It was a lovely sight - both of her holes ready for the taking. Her pussy lips were spread wide open and the intense pinkness stood out from her luscious black pubic hair while her puckered asshole stared back at me, almost begging for my touch. I ran my finger around it and loudly did she moan. Teasingly I put my finger up against her asshole and pushed it in just a bit. As she began to moan once more, I pulled it out and let my fingers roam up and down her crack. This lasted a short while before I again began to slowly put my finger inside her and this time I meant business. This time I didn't tease and pull it out right away. Slowly I pushed it in further. And further. Her sighs and moans echoed in the cramped shower stall. For someone reluctant to explore anal pleasure just a few months ago, she had taken to it like a moth to the flame. Lovingly I fingered her asshole until I put my left hand to use and began rubbing her clit too.

The water ran down my body and I bent over slightly. Her finger teased my asshole and she pushed it in just a little bit before pulling it out. She caressed around my hole for a while longer before she plunged her finger inside and kept it there. And then pushed in in further. Then she began fingering me. It felt good. Very good. She reached around with her other hand and cupped by balls and my cock. I loved it! It had a sexual dimension, to be sure, but it was also just tremendously relaxing. There was a massage element to it as well - an anal massage element. Next, it was her turn to be washed.

I started with her back. I scrubbed and scrubbed because she loves it so much. It gets her clean (well, as clean as that dirty girl can get) and it relaxes her - like a massage. I then pressed myself against her sudsy back and reached around to wash her frontside. Her breasts got plenty of scrubbing action before I began to squeeze and pull on her nipples which sent her into fits of ecstasy. When I had determined that she'd had enough, I turned her around and began washing her other side. Again, her breasts were given special attention as I knew that I'd be sucking on them later and wanted them to be spotless. I worked my way down her belly and then to her legs and feet. Working my way back up, I stopped at her bush and made sure her pubes were clean. She was having her period so I also gave her pussy a good washing as well. With her naughtiness as clean as I could, I grabbed the showerhead off its holder and began rinsing us. As I began to shower her tits, I concentrated the stream on her nipple. She immediately froze. Her head tilted back and her eyes shut. A soft moan. Her nipple hardened. I turned the showerhead onto her other breast and found that its nipple was hard too. She reeled back in pleasure. I began to circle her areolae with the spray and slowly worked it towards her buttons of pleasure. After a while, I knelt down before her. She knew where I was going and she put her fingers between her legs and spread her lips and I saw her pinkness through the water droplets. Her clit was poking out and an easy target. Once the water was aimed dead-on, I took my other hand and began to pinch and squeeze her nipples. Looking up, I saw that her head was cocked back and her mouth wide open. I too felt incredibly turned on. All too soon, shower fun was over. We dried off, dressed, and retired to the living room.

She needed to check on her son, M., who was upstairs huddled in the arms of Morpheus. So I laid there on the couch and let my thoughts drift to where they may. (They drifted, for the record, from my Dirty Girl to a particular co-worker and back.) Several minutes later, she returned and kneeled over me. Her hair was still wet and her neck smelled fresh and clean. My cock began pressing against my pants and I whispered, "Take out my cock." She eagerly complied and wrapped her lips around it. But this wasn't enough. I wanted to feel unconstrained so I reached for my belt and with our combined fingers it came undone and my pants were soon on the floor along with her clothing. Once more she was sucking my cock but the brief interlude of relieving ourselves of clothing made her violent, made her want to give pain.

She ravaged my throbbing dick violently, as if her life depending on sucking out my come. Suddenly she stopped and looked up at me. Her tits were hanging down and on her face was a fierce, savage look. Without warning a hand slithered up my shirt and she pinched my nipple. Not a gentle pleasure-inducing pinch, but a rapid, painful one. Then she reached for the other nipple and torturously twisted it as she beared her teeth with satisfaction. During these first moments I learned to muffle my winces and my yelps so as not to awaken The Sleeper upstairs. With that mastered, I enjoyed the pain she inflicted.

She-yanked-on-my-hair-and-dug-her-nails-into-my-flesh-and-savagely-twisted-my nipples-again-and-again.

And-it-felt-so-good.

Each burst of pain pulsated throughout my body and finally went down between my legs. With each tug or twist or scratch, I jerked my pelvis up ramming my cock into her. At one point, she reached behind my neck and grabbed me by the scruff. I wanted her to hurt me - hurt me bad. I wanted to be lying there half-naked with my legs spread open and helpless so she could spill her rage upon me. I wanted to see the sparks in her eyes become flames. I wanted her to draw blood and laugh as it ran from my veins. I wanted her to have no mercy on this wretch and to hurt me, to beat me - to make me feel all the pain and sorrow she had felt. I wanted her to take all the darkness inside of her and to make it physical and to unleash it upon me.

When a change of position was due, she got up and told me to sit. She then wandered out of sight for a couple minutes. So I began stroking myself. She returned clutch a scarf and a towel. Taking pity on me, she asked where I wanted my wrists to be when she bound them and I opted for above my head. And bound they were. She stroked my cock a bit to make sure I was rock hard before she sat down and smothered by dick with her warm, wet pussy. Up and down she went. With each movement, I could hear the frame of the couch creak and her wet pussy slop. When she leaned forward, her tits would slap my face. I desperately wanted to cup them so I could suck her big, chocolate nipples but, alas, my hands were bound. She fucked me hard and I was able to get a little wiggle room so I could thrust every inch of my cock into her. I saw her eyes close, heard her moan and her pussy but I could not touch her with my hands.

She leaned into me again and began whispering. "I want to tie you up," she began, "and make you watch A. fuck me." I pictured in my mind's eye another man fucking her. I saw another man's body towering over hers with his cock going in and out and her moans filling my ears while I sat in the corner bound and helpless, unable to stop him, unable to touch myself. The thought turned me on tremendously and I began thrusting faster. "You know what else?" she asked. "I want to watch another guy suck your cock." This made my head buzz as I pictured myself standing in her boudoir with a man's lips locked around my dick. I felt my come start to move - she was driving me crazy with the filthy whispers she laid in my ear.

Looking up at her, I intensely said, "Do you want to see me sucking another guy's cock?!"

"Oh, yes!" she blurted out. Breathlessly she continued, "I want to see you suck a cock for me!" She closed her eyes and tilted her head back. Than all at once her eyes opened and, looking down at me, she said, "I want you to come..." I took this to be a direct order. It wouldn't take much because, quite frankly, thinking about sucking off and being sucked off by another man made my cock tingle, it made me feel so intensely that I wanted to come - badly. All I could think about was cock. My cock in another man's mouth. Another man's cock in my mouth. And in her pussy.

IwantedtocomebecauseallIcouldthinkaboutwascockand
Iwantedtocomebecausemycockishersand
Iwantedtocometomakeherfeelpleasurebecauseshemademefeelpainand
Iwantedtocometoprovetoherthatshedidn'tneedtofuckanotherman.

I felt my dick throbbing and I felt my come gushing into her. My come. From my dick. Inside of her.
On the Gramophone

Today's selection was billed to me as Celtic rap but, aside from the odd Clannad wash of synthesizer, I find nothing remotely Celtic about it. It's more about basketball than it is the Emerald Isle. Perhaps I ought to listen to more tracks. Check it out for yourself. If nothing else, there's a moderate amusement factor.

15 August, 2005

The Return of the Conquistador of the Useless

Werner Herzog has a new film out called Grizzly Man. It's a documentary about Timothy Treadwell, a "manic but lovable whack-job who doggedly filmed and obsessively idealized the bears that would ultimately eat him (along with his poor girlfriend)." Stop giving your money to fucking Jerry Bruckheimer and go see it. And then rent some Herzog. Then some Fassbinder and Wenders.

New German Cinema!

New German Cinema!

New German Cinema!

New German Cinema!

New German Cinema!

Prost Gotvins Geometri – Part 10

This is Prost Gotvins geometri by Gert Nygårdshaug. The translation was done by Roy Johansen. Nygårdshaug is a Norwegian author and the text has not yet been published in English. Roy is a friend of mine who recently moved back to his native Norway. He has translated a good part of the novel and I'm trying to convince him to finish it.

Here’s Part 9.


Father Gotvin's First Journey (continued)

Did I not see all the signs around me? Hadn’t I best simply follow the path I had started walking? Yes, that’s how it was. The books in front o mme, the typefaces - some Gothic, other Latin – erudite words. Had she been wearing a floral-print dress on the train? In the compartment? My blood hammering hot against my temples, my pulse like a hare’s. You are like a hare, Gotvin, but this afternoon you are going to the baths. Swimming trunks? I hadn’t brought any on this trip. Would I be admitted to the municipal baths without swimming trunks? Almost two billion people on this earth called themselves Christian, not an insignificant number but very few among this enormous number of people ever visited the archives of theological science. And was it true, that which was claimed by the critics of the Christian faith: that our Bible, The Holy Bible, the words of our God, did not contain a single religious or moral idea that wasn’t already present in one form or another in the writings of earlier or contemporary religions? This could be true, of course, but God had existed since Creation and His commandments and will were manifested among people in different ways. That’s how it was. But then why these rigorous, merciless statements from the Council and Pope Paul VI where it was stipulated that salvation and truth could only be found within the Catholic faith? Truth? Were these miracles true or figments of mental imagery induced by religious ecstasy? Figments of mental imagery - the term stunned me. Were aspects, important aspects of Catholicism founded on fantasy? Imagery formed by people, in people? What figments of mental imagery existed within my own, the Evangelical-Lutheran Church? This question was not on the agenda now as my investigation was about the Catholic miracles, and primarily those sprung from phenomena in the sky above us.

I did not believe in these miracles.
The gods of the Korowai were our airplanes.
Our airplanes were not gods.
The Korowai’s faith might be just as strong as ours.

This logic was crystal-clear but lethally dangerous, this I realized, because the miracles was faith’s most precious child. But every scientist admitted that undiscovered physical phenomena might exist – why would the Church deny it? And if these unknown, but by no means divine phenomena were really at the root of the majority of the strange tales on the table in front of me, how many cornerstones was I pulling from under the Catholic Church? A lot of them. It meant that a lot of saints had received their halo on false premises and the popes who throughout history had approved canonized and deified quite normal physical phenomena would be left little glory to show for. Their spirituality would appear precisely as powerful and credible as the Korowai’s visions of metal gods crisscrossing the skies above the treetops.

I was sweating.
The thoughts I was thinking were fanged thoughts.
Never before had these thoughts entered my mind.
I longed for the simplicity of the School of Theology.
I had to get out of there.
Now.

Hands trembling, I handed all the books back to the woman at the front desk, fumbled and dropped something on the floor. The water bottle, it was leaking. That didn’t matter, she smilingly signaled. I hurried toward the exit door, out into the sunshine and the heat. I remained on the sidewalk for a few seconds without knowing in which direction to walk. I was no pilgrim. My presence here in this holy town, in the Fields of Stars, was a scorn of God and His Omnipotence. What right had I to come here and ask questions? “The one right, Gotvin, of being a living, inquisitive child of God, yearning for knowledge and wisdom. You are a human being of flesh and blood, with a head of your own and thoughts of your own,” I said out loud to myself there on the sidewalk, causing two passers-by to stop for a moment and stare are me uncomprehendingly. Let them stare. I was all they saw, but it was getting hot and rivulets of sweat were running down my forehead. My shirt was glued to my back. A bath? The thought sent cold bolts of lightning down my spine. It was just after two o’clock. There were still several hours to pass before I’d meet her. What would I say to her? Nothing. From her point of view there was no excuse for what I had done. Would I dare look her in the eyes? Probably not. Should I even go to see her? Couldn’t I just steal away and change hotels? Then she wouldn’t be able to find me. The police had probably told her where I was staying. No, I could not hide; I had to put an end to my cowardice. Was she really going to go for a swim at the municipal baths? Maybe she was working there, maybe there was a café there where we could sit down and discuss these Viking fortresses, whatever might come out of it. I was looking up the street, down the street, and then consulted my pocket dictionary and stopped a young boy.

”Excuse Me, where can I buy a pair of swimming trunks?”
”Huh??”
”Trunks. To swim.” I made swimming motions.
”Compre? Calzon de baño?”
”Yes, precisely, buy swimming trunks.”

Finally he understood what I meant and pointed; two blocks up and then to the right. “Magazin Bennetton,” I thanked him politely. I stifled my hunger, at this point pretty insistent, by munching the rest of the bread and washing it down with water. I found the store, presented my errand, and finally had three clerks help me select a pair of trunks. I bought an orange pair with blue vertical stripes which cost an outrageous amount of money, an amount that made me sweat even more. But the pressure from the three clerks was strong so I paid and left. Now I definitely could eat nothing but dry bread and water for the remainder of my trip. So be it. I was used to a Spartan lifestyle. The swimming trunks were nice; she would be impressed. But did they fit me? I had not had the courage to ask for a fitting room as I wasn’t at all sure if it’s appropriate to try on swimming trunks. The clerks thought the trunks were my size, but weren’t they a tad large? Maybe they’d shrink? I let these ridiculous thoughts worry me as I drifted through the street of Santiago de Compostela, waiting for the time to approach six. Wasn’t there a certain garbage man I intended to see. Pedro Urz? On the cathedral square? But the fangs of miracles had dug pretty deeply into my soul.

I was scared.
Scared to learn what a real witness could tell me.

Nevertheless, well before five o’clock I was on the square looking around restlessly, drinking holy water from a number of fountains, and looking at tabloids at the newsstand. “Microorganisms Found In Mars Meteor” announced a front page. I had already read in-depth about that: a rock from a volcanic eruption on Mars had been found in the Antarctic and in this rock were allegedly traces of life, primitive life forms, but what other life forms could possibly live next door to a volcano? What had the Martian biosphere looked like at the time? These are the thoughts I had been thinking and I had even mentioned them to the members of the church council in Vanndal. Their enthusiasm hadn’t been overwhelming. Magnus Stormarkbråten had looked at me sternly, his mouth puckered in a line. The others evaded the whole issue with talk about whether mountain pasturing would be too early for the sheep. Besides, a bear had been observed in the East Mountains. The whole issue of possible life on Mars was, in other words, rather alien to my church council. I strolled away from the newsstand and sat down on a bench. No sooner had I sat down than I saw a yellow pickup truck which was missing a front bumper. It stopped fifty yards away from me. From the truck emerged a man, relatively young, wearing a yellow cap and blue overalls. He walked quickly toward some garbage cans and was about to lift up one of them when I gently tapped his back.

”Señor Urz?”

He looked alert. He could be around my age, but now had no teeth, a fact he tried to conceal by holding the back of his hand to his mouth, which he now did, as I in my best Spanish stuttered out my question about the miracle in front of the cathedral. Had he actually been here at the time? Seen it for himself? I was afraid of what he might answer.

Pedro Urz backed away from me.
He grabbed the lid of the garbage can.
His eyes shifting.
He did not reply.
Pedro Urz was scared.

I tried a friendly smile but it didn’t help much. He backed away even further and then he turned around and ran to his truck and disappeared in a cloud of blue smoke and scorched asphalt. I was standing there feeling rather taken aback. Had I said something wrong? I repeated to myself the words, the phrases, but could find nothing that might frighten or offend. Nevertheless, Pedro Urz had panicked and fled in terror.

But talons dug into my chest.
My soul was bleeding.
I wanted to go home.
To Vanndal.
Tomorrow I would leave.
One day earlier than planned.
FraKtured

Sunday, 14 August 2005
If you were tacking a westward course on I94 around the Pewaukee area around 19:00 this evening, you might have been priviliged to see a maroon Hyundai hastening towards Madison. Tucked away in a bag on the back seat was an odd bit of clothing. Next to the bag was a digital camera full of images taken at a Renaissance Faire. In the front seat were two gentlemen singing and playing air instruments. The driver was doing percussion and accordian while the passenger had an air acoustic guitar and an array of percussion as well. Had you been a fly on the windshield, you would have known that neither of these two men could sing but were giving it their best college tries. And were you that fly, you would have also discovered that they were giving their best go at doing Jethro Tull's "Skating Away on the Thin Ice of the New Day".

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Saturday, 13 August 2005
When I got home Saturday morning, I made it my priority to return Old Man Standiford's video camera to him. He had to go to Tomah Sunday to shoot some footage for his 25-year high school reunion. I finally got a hold of him and headed over to his place. I put the camera on the table and we sat down. I mentioned that I was reading a book on the making of Blade Runner and this set us off on various film-geek tangents that I'm glad no one witnessed. Marv, who is living at Dan's, woke up around noon and joined us. He looked groggy as he'd had a bout with John Barleycorn the night before. When I left it was with some summer squash in-hand.

Returning home, I walked into the kitchen only to find that the counter was being overrun by fresh produce. Becca had picked a lot of tomatoes and cucumbers. I then made the mistake of looking in the refrigerator and seeing a couple freezer bags full of broccoli and peppers. This, of course, meant that I was left with the responsibility of dealing with all these vegetables. The peppers would be easy - freeze and dry them. Broccoli would be eaten fresh. Tomatoes would be canned while the cucumbers would be thrown into salads and given away. This left me with squash. What the hell was I supposed to do with mulitiple pounds of the stuff? Kias had given me some last week and I ate squash 4 or 5 days in a row. While I like summer squash, there was no way I'd get through all that Standiford had given to me. (I don't think Becca or Stevie would touch the stuff.) So I thumbed through my new canning book and stumbled upon bread & butter pickled squash. I had never pickled anything in my life. I made a run to the coop for some spices and pint jars. So I cut up the squash with a bunch of onion, threw it all in a big bowl with a bunch of salt, and left it in the refrigerator for a few hours.

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Friday, 12 August 2005
Jay Farrar/Son Volt and his music seems to come into my life at times of rebirth, times when things take a turn for the better. It's just this pattern that I've noticed. I first started listening to Son Volt sometime between the release of their first album, Trace, and its follow-up, Straightaways. Sometime in late 1995, perhaps? Whatever the exact time, it followed on the heels of the end of a 2½ year relationship which was finally put down after a few months of lingering in a terminal condition. Initially I found myself listening to "Windfall" and "Tear-Stained Eye" as I struggled to work through the intense loneliness and crawl out from the depths of depression. Eventually I got into the rest of the album and then things got a bit worse when I found out that my roommate at the time had been dating my ex-girlfriend. This gave way to my first real bout with The Green-Eyed Monster and, let me tell ya, it was no fun. But, as the months wore on, things slowly got better. And, just as Philip K. Dick had his events of 3/74, I had my own events of 1996/97. It was a time of personal revelation involving everybody else and involved an eldritch confluence of music, Celtic myth, political philosophy, and Kantian ethics. The end result was that my life truly got better and Son Volt's Straightaways was part of the soundtrack of that period. The next time that Farrar and his music reared its collective head during a time of personal turmoil was when my father died. I didn't notice it as much on the drive down to Louisiana but I did on the way back home. I suppose that, while driving south, my mind was reeling from the shock of his death and a cloud of uncertainty as to what I would find once I reached my destination. The drive home, however, was different. I'd gotten his estate and affairs mostly sorted out before I left and had his ashes in the back seat - I was taking him "home". I had some sense of closure, of finality so I was able to think other thoughts. One of them was the fact that I was driving next to the Mississippi River - the most storied in America. Also during the trek up I55, I noticed all the signs for places mentioned in Jay Farrar's songs - Sainte. Genevieve, Sauget, Cahokia. And I listened to Son Volt while driving through the area. It made for a nice diversion. When I finally got home, I started listening to Son Volt more often and Farrar's music once again became part of the soundtrack to a process of healing, of moving on to a better place.

Last night, after seeing Jay Farrar perform and getting his autograph at our local Borders, I found that his visit was a precursor to things taking a turn for the better. I'd gone with Pete and Claire but they didn't join me in line for an autograph. But, When all was said and done, I found myself outside with The Dulcinea and we chatted because Pete and Claire had disappeared.

Nervous.

Pete was found and Claire followed. The Dulcinea walked to our cars. She asked what I was doing that night and I told her that I had to drop Pete and Claire off at the Eagle's Crest. Then she jokingly mentioned following Marv out to Mickey's. We parted ways but something happened inside. After the drop off, I went home. But I didn't stay there long.

I threw my bag on the kitchen table. Firing up my laptop, I went into my e-mamil and searched for an one containing The Dulcinea's cell phone #. I called her and asked if she was keen on getting together for a couple beers or something. She replied that she was nearly home so I should just meet at her house. Like a prom dress, I was off and out the door.

I was nervous. Very nervous. What was I doing? What did I expect to happen? What did I want to happen? No answers came to me. Instead, I felt like Fred Madison from Lost Highway. The white lines sped past and I felt like I would arrive at a beach with a lone shack. Had my brain ceded control over to my dick? Was this to be just a booty call? Or was there something more? After what seemed like hours, I arrived at The Dulcinea's house.

My heart was beating quickly and I was anxious. Nervous - so very nervous. What was I getting into here? I approached the door and was greeted by The Dulcinea. After the perfunctory salutations, she mentioned something about making a mix CD for an Internet friend.

I followed her to the bathroom where she brushed her teeth. We then found ourselves standing paralyzed in the shadows of the narrow hallway outside simply looking at one another.

"Do you want to go out for a beer?" I asked cautiously.

"No," she answered, "I'd rather just stay here." A pregnant pause followed. We continued nervously looking into one other's eyes. Finally she broke the silence. "I don't know if I should be honest with you about what I'm thinking."

Honesty. Honesty. Honesty is good. "Please do."

"Well, I'm thinking we should just go upstairs and have sex." OK! So she lead me by the hand up to her room. Undressing in her presence felt completely natural as did standing there naked before her. She stood at the foot of the bed and so I knelt upon the mattress. We embraced. The heartache disappeared instantly as my skin touched hers. Immediately I started getting hard and my cock slipped neatly between her legs, pressing up against her lips. Tracing the curves of her hips with my fingers caressing her back, tasting her lips - it felt all at once new yet familiar. "It looks to be a booty call," I thought. "So be it." Honestly, I was not expecting what happened five minutes later.

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Saturday, 13 August 2005
Seed of mustard
vinegar of white
Tumeric in my spoon
Pickle squash I will this afternoon


Having made multiple runs to different grocery stores, five o'clock rolled around. I had jars, spices, and a steady hand. I rinsed and drained the squash/onion mix while the jars were being sterilized. In my cast iron pot I got the brine a-workin'. The concoction sent a noxious cloud of gas through the house but I didn't care. Squash needed to be pickled and I wasn't going to let toxic fumes stop me. I boiled, cooked, packed, and processed. Four pints. See:



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Monday, 15 August 2005
The events that transpired Thursday night were quite surprising for me. That being said, I must admit that I didn't expect to be having a conversation on Sunday morning about polyamory.
Reverse Black-face For Jesus

Regular readers know that I'm open to the panoply of human expression and experience. I enjoy weird, atonal music as well as the most melodic. The oddball theater of The Blue Man Group and The Living Canvas are right up my alley as is the occasional bit of Broadway fluff such as Spamalot. I see nothing wrong with a Magritte hanging next to one of the 8 billion "Adoration of the Magis". I can enjoy the cerebral explorations of the universe by reading about quantum mechanics and string theory while yet still get off on the adrenaline rush of a good paintball match. Love and hate? Flipsides of the same coin. War and peace. Male and female. Hey man, it's all that duality of life thing.

But this is just classic.

12 August, 2005

New Screed by Sam Harris

Sam Harris has a piece up at The Huffington Post blasting Bush and religion.

It is time that scientists and other public intellectuals observed that the contest between faith and reason is zero-sum. There is no question but that nominally religious scientists like Francis Collins and Kenneth R. Miller are doing lasting harm to our discourse by the accommodations they have made to religious irrationality. Likewise, Stephen Jay Gould's notion of "non-overlapping magisteria" served only the religious dogmatists who realize, quite rightly, that there is only one magisterium. Whether a person is religious or secular, there is nothing more sacred than the facts. Either Jesus was born of a virgin, or he wasn't; either there is a God who despises homosexuals, or there isn't. It is time that sane human beings agreed on the standards of evidence necessary to substantiate truth-claims of this sort. The issue is not, as ID advocates allege, whether science can "rule out" the existence of the biblical God. There are an infinite number of ludicrous ideas that science could not "rule out," but which no sensible person would entertain. The issue is whether there is any good reason to believe the sorts of things that religious dogmatists believe -- that God exists and takes an interest in the affairs of human beings; that the soul enters the zygote at the moment of conception (and, therefore, that blastocysts are the moral equivalents of persons); etc. There simply is no good reason to believe such things, and scientists should stop hiding their light under a bushel and make this emphatically obvious to everyone.

Imagine President Bush addressing the National Prayer Breakfast in these terms: "Behind all of life and all history there is a dedication and a purpose, set by the hand of a just and faithful Zeus." Imagine his speech to Congress containing the sentence "Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty have always been at war, and we know that Apollo is not neutral between them." Clearly, the commonplaces of language conceal the vacuity and strangeness of many of our beliefs. Our president regularly speaks in phrases appropriate to the fourteenth century, and no one seems inclined to find out what words like "God" and "crusade" and "wonder-working power" mean to him. Not only do we still eat the offal of the ancient world; we are positively smug about it. Garry Wills has noted that the Bush White House "is currently honeycombed with prayer groups and Bible study cells, like a whited monastery." This should trouble us as much as it troubles the fanatics of the Muslim world.


Among the replies was one by Oxford zoologist and noted atheist, Richard Dawkins:

Congratulations to Sam Harris on a characteristically brilliant broadside. His book, 'The End of Faith' is one of those books that deserves to replace the Gideon Bible in every hotel room in the land.

Articles like Harris's are valuable, not because they will change the minds of religious idiots like Bush or those who voted for him, but because they will have a 'consciousness-raising' effect upon the intelligent. There are millions of intelligent atheists out there who are too frightened to come out and admit it, because American society has allowed itself to drift into a state where religious mania has become the respectable norm. But every time a Sam Harris raises his voice in public, it will give courage to other intelligent people to come out. Maybe there are some – intelligent but not well educated – who didn't even realise atheism is a respectable option.

I know, I agree, it is easy for me, living in Britain where religion has no power and it is religious people who feel the need to apologise (despite the paradoxical existence of an established church with the queen as its head). But America will change only when a critical mass of people is prepared to 'come out'. The more that do, the more that will.

I really don't mean to sound presumptuous or condescending, but my appeal to my American friends is this. When you read something like this Sam Harris article, don't just nod in silent agreement and go on keeping quiet yourself. Start shouting, to encourage the others. I am hard at work on my own book, The God Delusion, for precisely this reason.


OK, let's start shouting! Together we can make religion go away.
An Evening With Jay Farrar (and others)

I met up with Pete and Claire last night at the Eagle's Crest for a couple pre-show brews before heading over to the east side Borders where Jay Farrar put on a brief solo performance followed by an autograph signing session. Just as I was parking, Claire pulled into the lot. We walked in and, much to our surprise, Pete was already there sitting by the window and cozying up to a Miller Lite. (Thursdays there feature $1 Miller and Bud Lites.) During the course of our bullshitting, Pete told Claire the story of my mal-haberdsashery at Bookie's wedding, which does not bear repeating here. Just before 7, we took off for Borders.

We found an empty table and a trio of seats and I set up my video camera. Glancing around, I noticed Ronaldo walking towards the door. I flagged him down when he entered and he found a seat near us. I hadn't seen him in some time so it was good to chat with him in person. He mentioned that he was taking Sam, his son, to a fair in Illinois for a double bill of Blue Oyster Cult and UFO. I told him to yell for "Joan Crawford" and the song's lyrics became the standard quip for the evening. Then I saw The Dulcinea walking in and she too joined us. I was a bit nervous at first but we reached amicability quickly.

The show was just Jay on guitar and harmonica. It was really quite a good little show. If memory serves, this is the setlist:

Bandages & Scars
Ipecac
Gramophone
Joe Citizen Blues
Windfall
Medication

I was hoping that he'd do "Medication" as A) it's a great song and B) the live solo performance of it on the bonus DVD documentary that comes with Son Volt's latest album, Okemah and the Melody of Riot was fucking awesome! Needless to say, I was not disappointed. The song is a great solo piece. The jam that closes the tune works incredibly well with Jay alone. It retains that country raga feel but is busier. Good stuff! I videotaped the performance and got some clips with my still camera too. I'll post something after I capture the video and have time to do some editing. Just before Jay started "Afterglow 61", some guy came up to me and said that I had to turn off my video camera. So I shut the LCD screen and hit pause. When the guy walked away, I surreptitiously started recording again. Here's some pics from the performance:







After the performance, I went outside with my friends to enjoy a root. On the way out the door, I ran into Marv. A day late and a dollar short. Having missed the show, he joined us outside. Pete and I were both surprised that Jay actually had his eyes open during the whole performance! Try watching Son Volt's Austin City Limits DVD for contrast. During the autographing bit, Jay came across as being a really nice, if shy, person. I must admit, he was a bit more talkative than I expected. This is, however, not to say that he suffered from loghorrea. He joked around a bit and was kind enough to let me have my picture taken with him. (I will spare y'all the sight of my visage.) I was introduced to Farrar via Son Volt in 1995 and it felt odd that I was finally going to meet him after 10 years. They guy has written several songs that have become part of my life over the past decade - songs that I turn to again and again for comfort or to raise my spirits or for simple listening pleasure.

When all was said and done, Marv bailed - for the friendly confines of Mickey's, no doubt. The Dulcinea and I chatted outside alone because Pete and Claire had disappeared.

Nervous.

Pete was found and Claire followed. I had to drop them off back at the Eagle's Crest. The Dulcinea went to her car and we to mine. After the drop off, I went home. But I didn't stay there long.

10 August, 2005

Me oh my oh

As I may have bitched about in a recent entry, I was drafted into making jambalaya for a potluck at work tomorrow. So I stopped at the coop for a few ingredients after work. When I got home, I ate a quick dinner and set to work on making the precious potluck feast.

First thing I did was to pull my big ten inch French knife out of its sheath and run it along my thumbnail to ensure it was sharp. A few strokes on the stones and it was ready to go. I proceeded to cut up a super-huge green pepper. It was huge and I liked how it felt as I clutched it in my hand; it was organic and so it didn't have that sticky, waxing feeling to it. Instead it was very smooth. I cut it in half and washed the pieces, carefully rubbing my fingers inside to scrape away the webbing. Next up were three ribs of celery. They snapped loudly as I jerked them from the stalk and I made short work of them. I then chopped the onion. It was a potent one and, as the sulfur-laden juices dripped, so did my eyes. Finally I diced some tomatoes to bolster the can I had. The toms were plump, they were juicy. Just holding them in my hand, they felt ready to burst. I washed them off and began chopping. With each stroke of my blade, the ripe red fruits spilled their juice and seeds and I ended up making quite a mess. With the vegetables finished, I set about preparing the meat. It was to be a batch of andouille jambalaya and I had purchased three pounds of the sausages. They ranged from five to seven inches long and, unlike the peppers, their skin was lumpy. It took several strokes to be done with my sausage but it too was soon ready.

I threw my cast iron pot onto the stove and tickled its bottom with the flames of low heat. I pulled a stick of butter from the frig and removed a couple tablespoons. Unwrapping it, the yellow solid melted quickly and I found that my fingers were all slick and greasy. With the butter a-melting, I washed my hands. When the pot was ready, I threw in the meat and browned it. It was followed by the vegetables and the seasonings. The aroma of the sage and thyme pervaded the kitchen. The herbs mingled with the meat and soon the combined scents filled the room. After putting in the rice and broth, I covered the pot and gently stuck it in the oven. And now, in less than an hour, it shall be done.
Word of the Week

philomath (f?l? màth)

n. a lover of learning
Who Knows What the Morning May Bring

I woke up a bit on the early side this morning and came downstairs to do the coffee and news ritual. During this time, it was revealed to me that, in the words of the Dave Bowman/Starchild, something wonderful was going to happen...

Pete called last night and we talked for quite a while. We've known each other for nearly 15 years now and lived together for several of them. Stevie kicked him out a little over a year ago and we haven't maintained strict contact. I love Pete like a brother but I won't ever live with him again. He's kind of a polarizing figure and takes a while to warm up to. His friends love him because he's smart and funny. But we also know that he's got a redneck streak and, when under the influence of the bottle, can get a bit out of control. A couple sentences obviously can't do justice to him but I think it's fair to say that, after he moved out, I took a break from him. But after our conversation last night, I realized that I'm ready to spend more time with him. I'm ready to make our friendship active again.

I laughed really hard several times during our conversation and it brought to mind that I do miss living with him in many ways. Not that I could do it again, mind you. One story he related to me involved his sister's girlfriend. Pete's sister, Claire, is wonderful. She and I get along just swell. She is a dyke and can kick Pete's ass. (And Pete is a big, burly carpenter.) So I made sure I got on Claire's good side right away back in 1990. Anyway, Pete informed me that Claire's girlfriend, Tiffany, is in the middle of a mid-life crisis - and she's only 24. During a recent alcohol-soaked night, Tiffany confided in him that she was bisexual. "I love cock," she declared. She has been calling Pete and talking with him frequently since that inital conversation. I found humor in this because Pete is your stereotypically stoic male. He finds talking about feelings anathema so I found it extraordinary that he should be lending an ear in this matter. I pictured him rolling his eyes during these marathon phone conversations or playing on his X-Box and throwing in a periodic "uh huh". Pete also related to me that he went out not too long ago with a mutual friend of ours, Lush. Lush's second child - a son - was born about 3 months ago. According to Pete, he is going stir crazy. That night he complained, "I haven't been out for eight and a half months!" And so it is obvious that I need to get a hold of him. I need to reestablish contact with him and Wendy. I need to become a part of their lives again. In order to get Lush out of the house, Pete had to promise Wendy lots of things, including a virtually unlimited amount of babysitting. I can foresee Uncles Pete and Tim looking after some young children in the near future. This may or may not be a good thing for these kids.

The moral of the story is that I need to continue to reestablish ties with my friends. I've got so many of them that I could spend my every waking hour being one or another of them. I spent much of the past year with The Dulcinea and, because I didn't want a serious relationship with her, I spent a lot of time away from my friends. That so many of them came out for my birthday on extremely short notice says a lot. It says how incredibly lucky I am.

Someone please keep me from listening to Rage Against the Machine during my morning drives. I came precariously close to some pedestrians this morning. But, as a reward for having hurt no one, I got to ogle this unnatural blonde's poop chute on my walk in.