I made my stepson and his old man some lasagne today.
Fearful Symmetries
Witness a machine turn coffee into pointless ramblings...
18 April, 2026
Like Prince spaghetti night. But different.
The Georgian People Really Love Garlic and Other Scenes from Dining Out
Joy and Hope are What Ladysmith Black Mambazo Is All About
17 April, 2026
New furniture
Taste of Albuquerque: Eldora Chocolate
I Can't Wait to Be Old - Tony Baker
Not dead yet: print-only publications: the pub
My first issues of the pub are here.
the pub is a print-only newspaper from Chicago and I subscribed after seeing an ad for it in the classifieds of County Highway, another newspaper that you cannot read online. When they arrived I felt grateful that I could receive a publication in the mail without my wife scrutinizing it and for not being accused of wrongthink as she yelled her fulminations up at me from the bottom of the stairs first thing in the morning. It saddens me to recall what an arrogant, self-righteous, insulting stormtrooper of the far left she became.
While County Highway has a libertarian streak, the pub is decidedly left-leaning and covers Chicago(land?) exclusively. For instance, I have read the article on Cut Cats Courier, a worker-owned bicycle delivery service in ChiTown.
Another piece detailed how some Chicago musicians are leaving Spotify.
Honestly, these wouldn't be out of place in County Highway. I think the pub is a bit less polished, a bit more proletarian with fewer professional writers. Not a bad thing by any means, mind you.
In addition to getting writers and aspring writers into print, the pub sponsors many events such as a movie night and lino cut print lessons to foster offline community. To top things off, a favorite brewery, of mine, Dovetail, is one of their "distribution hubs" meaning the latest issue can always be found there. Just like Rauchbier.
FraKtional: Addendum
While walking to the bus stop the other night I stumbled across another fractional address. The others I've found are here.
My first spring in Eken Park
Spring has sprung here in Eken Park!
Trees are budding.
My backyard is fulling of bunnies. I love watching them chase one another from yard to yard.
Epic fail trying to photograph the cardinal singing not to far from my window.
16 April, 2026
Wisconsin Film Festival 2026: The Last Critic
Abandon all phones ye who enter here
A Wurst by Any Other Name
The sun was just above the horizon when I arrived at the hotel. It was a Saturday morning and normally I'd be relaxing at home with a cup of coffee but the siren call of kielbasa lured me to the far west side for the annual convention of the Wisconsin Association of Meat Processors where I'd be a judge in the product competition. Along with the Wisconsin Film Festival, the WAMP convention is a sure sign of spring for me.
It had been a couple two tree years since I'd been a judge and I was looking forward to sampling processed meats from across the state. Theoretically the most skilled sausage stuffers, the masters of curing, and the demiurges of dehydrating would all have their best works on offer. Sadly my friend Ed, who got me into this whole rigamarole, would not be there as he had family obligations. A shame as the WAMP convention is the only time I get to see him these days. He's a grandfather now and so he has new non-processed meat responsibilites.
A few days previously we received an email detailing the categories we'd be judging and whom we'd be paired with. My jaws quivered in anticipation as I read the message and I breathed a huge sigh of relief after seeing that I was not assigned whole muscle jerky duty. Chewing through two samples is enough to make my jaws ache for 24 hours much less 20 samples.
This year I'd be judging Bratwurst - Specialty (Cooked & Uncured) and Kielbasa/Polish sausage, fairly easy products to deal with as you don't need to throw them on a slicer or use a hacksaw to get through bone.
After introductory remarks and a briefing from Jeff Sindelar, a UW-Madison professor of meat science and organizer of the competition, we headed to the room where the entrants lay. And the dashing lab coats.
Here's what my fellow judge and I found awaiting us:
There were many fewer entrants than in the pre-Covid days but Jeff noted that, overall, the competition had more product than any year since Covid landed back in 2020. We had 15-20 products in each of our categories this year whereas we'd be at 30+ back in the teens. Not a problem as I don't need the extra salt in my diet.
We began with Bratwurst - Specialty (Cooked & Uncured).
There were three rounds of judging for each product. For the first we looked at external appearance. Was the casing filled all the way? Were there any air or fat pockets? Was the shape of the wursts consistent? That kind of thing.
Then we sliced one of the links lengthwise and judged the interior appearance.

























































