14 December, 2004

Kolacky Dough Rests

Firefox has surpassed 10,000,000 downloads!.

I have finished half of Jubilee. The opening is fucking hilarious. It's a movie trailer within the story for a film called, Daleks: The Ultimate Adventure. The Daleks are theratening Earth when The Doctor lands. Only it isn't The Doctor but rather a suave, hip-sounding guy. The Daleks recoil in fear. "Oh no! It is The Doctor!" You hear a bunch of laser guns and then "The Doctor" says, "I'm sending you mutated pepper pots straight back TO HELL!"

"And introducing Plenty O'Toole as Evelyn 'Hot Lips' Smythe."

Evelyn: "Oh Doctor! Now that you've defeated the Daleks, would you like to defeat me?"
Doctor: "Don't mind if I do..."

If you loved me, you'd send me a Jethro Tull Holiday card.

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