Showing posts with label German food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label German food. Show all posts

12 November, 2025

Woodman's continues to be Ideal

Woodman's continues to stock Ideal Bakery's delicious breads and sweet treats. I am pleased that they rotate the varieties of sweets and found pound cakes on offer last weekend. I got the German one.

It is very tasty, as expected, and I really enjoy the dried fruits. A prelude to stollen season.

21 March, 2025

Na zdrowie to Prost!

I finally made my first visit to Prost!, the German beer hall & restaurant which is the heir apparent to Essen Haus, if/when the venerable German restaurant/bar is demolished to make way for apartments or condos or a hotel or whatever is slated to take its place.

Housed in a former church, Prost! is a lovely space with stained glass everywhere.

A friend and I had lunch and I dined with a Früh Kölsch. The bier was delicious, full of bready/crackery goodness. And the food was very tasty. There were enough pickled vegetables on my plate to fell a horse and I think that I ate the equivalent of 2 cucumbers.

With such a lovely space, it's a shame there are TVs. On the other hand, the bier selection is pretty good. However, there was no gose, no altbier, no Dortmunder Export, no schwarzbier, and, most importantly, no rauchbier. But what's not to like about having drei Helles's on tap? Perhaps they'll put a Maibock on tap once Easter has passed.

The wurst was really good and we were told that it was artisanally made by, if memory servers, a Chef Mike somebody-or-other in Chicago. And the senf was sehr gut too. A nice little kick.

23 May, 2024

11 December, 2023

Stollen is the reason for the season

Bought my first Stollen of the season at Batch Bakehouse this weekend.

Because I lack self-control, most of it is going to work so my co-workers will eat it.

17 March, 2023

Do The Eagles Eat This?

The processed meats coolers at Woodman's hold many delights. Some are unexpected. For instance, I recall noticing Albanian sausage made here in Madison on one trip. On another I spied a small selection of kishka way up on a top shelf. More recently I discovered Yachtwurst (Jagdwurst) from Usinger's in Milwaukee.

There are countless types of wurst. I don't know how the Germans keep up with them all. This is a cold cut and Wikipedia says the addition of pistachio nuts, as Usinger's does here, is a southern German thing.

As you can see, the grind is very coarse. Pistachios were rather sparse. Seasoning was mild. Salt, pepper, and garlic seemed evident but paprika and other spices were on the label. However, I couldn't make out what they were. (A dash or coriander, perhaps?) I'd like to try frying up a couple slices of this stuff. As it is, I've been eating a slice or 2 cold for breakfast which seems rather Deutsch.

11 December, 2022

The Corona Diaries Vol. 69: Dodging Horny Deer in Pursuit of a Mysterious White Dot

(early October 2022)

Although the autumnal equinox falls in September, I really think of October as the beginning of fall. September has vestiges of summer with still warm temperatures and trees only giving a hint of what’s to come but it’s October that really ushers in the change of seasons. The leaves change more quickly, decorative Indian corn is to be found, and Halloween beckons with store shelves filled with a billion cavities worth of candy. It’s also when deer mating season begins. Bucks go into rut, anxiously waiting for a doe who will put out for him to come along. And so horny deer are often seen carelessly crossing the roads in pursuit of some action.

There was a slight chill in the air on 1 October when I jumped in my car just after dawn and headed east to the fringe of Madison where it meets the Town of Burke. I was keen to take some photos of a couple Trachte buildings that I’d recently heard of and to explore a mysterious white dot.

A couple weeks previously I had been checking out the far east side of Madison on Google Maps trying to get a handle on the growth of the housing developments that sprawled on the fringes of the city and lament how much of the countryside had been lost. At one point I noticed an anomalous white dot in a group of trees. I immediately made like Deckard in Blade Runner pretending Google Maps was an Esper machine and started calling out commands to enhance the image. 

Unfortunately, just like my cats, the site was not keen on responding to my voice and so, when I said, “enhance 224, 176”, absolutely nothing happened. And so I was forced to manually zoom in and rotate the view. Despite my best efforts, I couldn’t tell what this mysterious dot was but I assumed that the anomaly was the top of a silo poking out from the tree canopy.

Farm ruins!

My first stop that morning, however, was just up the road from the anomaly where a pair of Trachte buildings sit nestled in the tress, slowly being consumed as grass and brush reclaim the area.

Nearby were a couple other outbuildings that looked as if they hadn’t seen use in ages either such as this one tucked a bit further back.

Having gotten my Trachte photos, it was off to find that mysterious silo. I drove slowly south along the road but didn’t see anything other than the new day’s sun peeking through the trees.


I pulled over to the side of the road, got out of my car, and started poking around on foot. Wandering into the ditch I finally caught a glimpse of a sandstone (or was it limestone?) wall tucked back in the brush.

I had driven this road many times over the years but never noticed the wall. It will no doubt be more obvious when the trees have shed their leaves, but I think it’s set back just far enough to not be visible at a casual glance when you drive past.

Despite the rising sun and the muffled roar of speeding cars in the distance, it was rather spooky setting out into the ruins. By the time I got to them, the din of the highway was completely absent and it got even more eerie as a silence settled upon me.

The wall was part of the remains of foundation of an old barn.

I saw no trace of any of the wooden structure. Looking around this area that is nearest the road, I couldn’t see the silo so I wandered deeper into the woods to the other side and voila! There it was hidden in the trees.

Walking towards it, I ran into the foundation of another barn. This one was set deeper and I had to step down.


This one was perhaps built after the first one as the walls were largely concrete instead of stones.

Finally, I was at the silo.


It looked to be in good condition so perhaps all of that concrete was poured when this silo was erected. Underneath was a spooky space, likely home to critters or maybe it was the workshop of a crazed serial killer…

There was a round concrete space next door which perhaps was the base of a silo at some point in the past. Just to the north was a large concrete rectangle that looked like it may have been a trough.

A cursory internet search didn’t reveal any history of the farm or who owns the land currently. The subdivisions are still mainly to the south but I suspect it won’t be too long before the area is subdivided and littered with cookie cutter houses.

On my way home – almost as if on cue – a buck ran out in front of my car.

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The previous owner of my house put a carport onto the back of it and so there’s a small gap between a gutter and the side of the house itself. That end of the gutter gets runoff from a valley and fills up with stuff causing water to drip down onto a window sill. This is really annoying because the sill is made of metal so the dripping is a bit loud. The water then runs off onto the driveway where there is a 1” gap between the driveway slab and the foundation of the house.

My predecessor had filled part of that gap with some kind of grey goop that had the consistency of caulk. The remaining space simply had what appeared to be some leftover black plastic garden edging dropped into it. Perhaps this undergirded some kind of filler in the past but now it was doing little.

Having resolved to keep water away from my foundation, I asked some friends who are also homeowners about how to take care of this. Most weren’t sure but one recommended pouring sand into the space until there was just a little room at the top and then laying down this new-fangled gap filler. You place it atop the sand and then heat it with a torch or heat gun so it melts to fill in the space.

This would mean buying sand and a torch. Surely there was something cheaper. After an internet search, I found there was.

I bought some backer rod which is a tube of semi-rigid foam that’s ½” in diameter. A bit like those pool noodle floatation thingies. I made a braid out of it and stuffed it into the gap a bit less than ¼” below grade after power washing the foundation and a bit of driveway. Then I slopped in some concrete patch which I think is sand and limestone in some kind of petroleum-based goop. I am no whiz with a putty knife but I think I patched it well enough. Three days later it had hardened.

We’ll see how it takes to having a shovel being dragged across before long but it seems solid enough.

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Our wedding anniversary was in the latter half of last month but, unfortunately, our plans to have dinner at the fancy, relatively new The Harvey House fell through. And the florist never delivered the flowers I had ordered. A real shame that the floral shop just a few blocks away closed. Never had a problem with them.

Shortly after this, I was exhorting my Frau to make reservations there again when word came down that The Harvey House had just been mentioned in the New York Times. Ooh. Might be a long wait to get a table now.

So our anniversary was a bust. But I have plans to make it up to my Frau…

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With the weather getting slightly chilly, it was time to start making the transition to winter cooking. For me, it chiefly means more casseroles, stews, and the like. The first thing I made was Graupeneintopf which I believe means “barley stew”. However, the recipe in my German cookbook is more of a casserole. It’s very simple but delicious. Brown some ground beef, onion, and celery root. Throw in barley, beef stock, and some tomato paste. Cook until done.


It is basic, hearty fare but is tasty enough and serves as a nice foundation for the hot sauce of your choosing.

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Back in September, a friend of mine down in Chicagoland who is a big World War II buff told me to choose one of his unread books on the subject and that we’d discuss it when I went down to his place again in early October. I chose Ivan’s War: Life and Death in the Red Army, 1939-1945.


The subject matter was grim. War is hell but I suppose one could argue that the war on the Eastern Front during World War II was grimmer than some other theatres, including the Western Front. Author Catherine Merridale approached the subject from a sociological point of view rather than a purely historical one. That is, it wasn’t a strict account of the battles, it was more about life for the average Soviet soldier. I take it that “Ivan” is a generic name for a Soviet soldier like “Tommy” was for English troops or “G.I. Joe” for Americans.

Merridale begins by noting that the Soviet army was made up of men from various parts of the Soviet Union, many of whom had no love for Stalin and/or weren’t ethnic Russians. Some even thought that German occupation might be a step up for them.

Being a soldier in the Red Army was sheer horror. When Germany began its march east to Moscow, the Soviets were ill-prepared, under-equipped, and had military leadership – including Stalin – who had no idea what to do. The Soviet Union was huge and so the one thing it did have in large supply were bodies. The Red Army could just throw wave after wave of men at the Germans.

The book talks about how party apparatchiks were assigned to the army to try to maintain morale and report on treacherous behavior. So the soldiers were being watched at all times as they dealt with a lack of food, lice, improper clothing, a shortage of munitions, et al. We also learn about some soldiers who would receive Dear Ivan letters in which their wives informed them they had found someone else.

Soviet doctors did not recognize what we call PTSD today so, if soldiers afflicted with it didn’t improve, they were simply sent back to the front or even executed if they didn’t obey orders.

The Red Army defeated Hitler at a great cost. It repelled the German invasion and fought its way to Berlin. For the first two thirds of the book, we feel a lot of empathy for the members of the Red Army as they take on the marauding Huns at a great cost. But the empathy becomes strained when restraint is abandoned as they raped and pillaged the whole way to the German capital.

Immediately after the war, Stalin hailed them as heroes and promised largess from the state for their service. But after a year, Stalin abandoned these heroes of the Soviet state and many veterans had a hard time finding housing, feeding themselves, and integrating back into society.

Certainly not a happy tale, but it was nonetheless very interesting. I have read about Eastern Front a bit, mainly about the Siege of Stalingrad, but those texts were all about the battles, the maneuvering, and the strategies. Ivan’s War told a story mainly at ground level and kept a human face on the combatants instead of rendering them into chess pieces. In film terms, think The Big Red One vs The Longest Day.

After reading this, I needed something lighter and so I decided to read something I should have read decades ago…

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Bonus photo time! Here’s Grabby eyeing up the Frau’s new bag of candy corn.


28 January, 2022

The Corona Diaries Vol 39: Autumn = Food

(late October 2021)

I want to get the bad news out of the way first. About 3 weeks ago our oldest cat, Marilyn, a.k.a. – Grabby, was diagnosed with lymphoma.


The cancer is fairly well along so we opted out of treating it. Instead, some of the symptoms will be treated to make her as comfortable as possible during her final months with us. She was picked up as a stray but we think she's 13 or 14 and we've had her for 11 years or so.

She is doing fairly well, all things considered. Her stomach seems better and she is still rather spry and playful. I am hoping that she can last until the spring (and beyond) because I'd like to bury her in the backyard but not have to dig into frozen ground.

I am really going to miss her when she's gone.

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While it has certainly gotten chillier and I am not happy at having to turn the heat on, I can take some consolation in the pretty scenery. A neighbor a couple doors down from us has what I think is a maple in their backyard which turns a blazing orange in the fall and it is simply gorgeous.


It's nice working from home for several reasons, not the least of which is having such a lovely view.

While I plan on more bike rides through the fall – last year I was riding into December - I took one last trek a couple weeks ago where I could still wear shorts and a t-shirt. (Shortly after this I put on a pair of pants for the first time since the spring. It felt rather odd.) I didn't go very far and mainly cruised around the neighborhood to check out construction projects in progress, Halloween decorations, and fall colors.

I found one neighbor giving his vintage car one last wash before putting it into storage for the winter.


He told me that that it's a 1954 Eldorado with some 1956 parts. I couldn't help but think of a certain Johnny Cash song...
 
 

I went to check on the progress of the new bike path by Starkweather Creek. A new bridge was installed over the creek, Starkweather Drive, which runs along the creek, was narrowed down to a one lane street, and a bike path was installed creekside.


Across the bridge is an old sugar beet factory/feed mill that has been turned into a big food court where one can get pizza and ice cream (the cayenne-peanut butter flavor from Calliope is exquisite) before having a cup of gourmet coffee. A smoker of salmon also calls the building home and perhaps a maker of kombucha, if memory serves.

If you'd rather take a pass on stuffing yourself, there is also a yoga practitioner and a spa on site for all of your mind-body needs.

The bike path leads north to a park where another bridge spans over some wetlands and eventually you'll find yourself on a busy street.

I zipped down a dead end street and saw this sign:


Down by the school I ran into a rafter of turkeys.


"Hey! Anyone home?"


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Almost as soon as the weather changed, I started cooking heartier foods and drinking beers that are darker and a little heavier. For reasons unknown, I got a taste for Swedish meatballs and pumpkin chocolate chip cookies one day shortly after September had given way to October. September still has a patina of summer to it but October, well, October is all autumn to my mind.

The meatballs were tasty.


I thought that the cookies turned out rather well despite my lack of baking acumen.


I used chocolate chips that were made with coconut sugar as they contain less carbohydrates. I'd never had such a thing before but was hopeful that they didn’t taste drastically different from your run of the mill chocolate chips. Aside from being more disc-shaped than droplet, they were little different from chocolate chips without coconut sugar.

Having German blood in me means that I get a craving for marzipan as winter approaches. Well, that's misleading. I get a craving for marzipan when spring, summer, and fall approach too. But cookies and confections with that ultra-tasty almond paste generally have a reputation for being made at Yuletide.

My Frau had made another stop at our favorite orchard, Lapacek's, so we had a surfeit of apples lying around. A look through one of my German cookbooks yielded Überbackene Marzipanäpfel - baked marzipan apples. I used a trio of Braeburn.


After paring them, I dug out the core about halfway and stuffed them with a mix of marzipan and raisins (I didn't have any currants on hand.) that had been soaked in rum. I got them soaking that morning in the antelucan hours. Before feeding the cats. Even before starting the coffee! I tell you, the cats were pissed. They glared at me with a look that was a mix of astonishment and anger as I haphazardly rifled through the liquor cabinet.

A little butter on top and they then spent some time in the oven in a pan that had had white wine applied generously to it.


Once done, the remaining wine was added to a sauce pan and had some apricot jam added to it. After being properly reduced, the apples were sauced.

With Halloween around the corner, that means All Souls' Day/Día de Muertos will also soon be upon us. And so I had to buy a loaf of Pan de Muerto this week. But our favorite Mexican bakery which was just 3 blocks away closed last year. What to do?

Go to the next closest Mexican bakery.

The Frau and I made the mistake of stopping there on our way to the grocery store to get dinner. I ended up getting a loaf that had just come out of the oven and it filled our car with the most heavenly scent. My mouth started watering instantly.


It was great! Slightly sweet, eggy, and with a smattering of dried fruit which was mostly pineapple.

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Bonus photo: This time it's a weathervane – with a dragon!

07 September, 2021

The Corona Diaries Vol 29: And we've got to get ourselves back to the (Olbrich Bier)garden

Early August 2021

I wrote previously that I was saddened when the news came down that an old Prohibition era roadhouse here in Madison with ties to Chicago mobsters called The Wonder Bar was slated to be demolished to make way for an 18-story high rise. In a surprising turn of events, the Madison Plan Commission saved the building by denying permission to the developer. Considering that the owner was ready to sell and that the restaurant has been closed for months, I am not sure that it is out of the woods yet but at least it has been given a temporary reprieve.

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I saw this at the grocery store last week: sauerkraut in squeeze bottles from a company called Sauer Frau. I love the name and logo.


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A cousin of mine sent out an email last month with a link to a photo gallery of train stations from the days of yore. I was reminded of this missive a couple weeks ago when one of our local papers ran an article about the debate over where to build a train station should intercity passenger rail return to Madison.

The article quoted a local urban planner:

"If Madison aims high, and hires the best station architects available, then it can have a beautiful new civic icon," he said.

Our mayor wants to locate it on the north side in the former Oscar Mayer site which is in the early days of being transformed from a meat processing facility into something new that doesn't smell like hot dogs. Here's a rendering showing a train station in the lower center with a clock tower.


Personally, while I understand that transit can spur development and growth, this seems wrong to me. Transit's first job is to move people as best it can, not promote economic growth. This site is not close to downtown and is absent from all current BRT plans. Put the station where it serves passengers the best, not where you want to do a ribbon cutting in a few years. 

Of course, there's no guarantee we'll even need a station in the near future. But let us hope. Biden's infrastructure bill is working its way through the legislative process…

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Despite having been open since 2017 and being a mere 2 blocks from our house, the Frau and I had never been to the Olbrich Biergarten until a week or so ago. Located on the north shore of Lake Monona, it serves up beer, soda, pretzels, and mini-bratwurst in an idyllic setting. Well, it's idyllic when the lake doesn't smell of toxic algae slime.


I recall the controversy back in 2016 when it was first proposed. A bunch of neighborhood fuddy-duddies were against it and predicted nightly bacchanalian revelry with uncontrolled noise, drunkenness, debauchery, and mayhem. On our visit we saw mainly families and older folks. One couple brought their dog in a stroller which was funny. Bands of 21 year-olds looking to get sloshed and cause trouble on a Friday night were noticeably absent.

It seems that all of the doomsaying by the local Cassandras didn't come to pass, thankfully.


While the lake's odor held off, unfortunately, the 3 Sheeps pilsner they had on offer was not good. I double checked my tastebuds a couple days later by drinking a can of it and it was the same.

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Back in high school I read Kerouac's On the Road and Ginsberg's "Howl". It took me a while but I have finally read something by the final member of the Beat Generation holy triumvirate, William S. Burroughs. I don't know why it took me so long especially considering his brief resurgence of popularity while I was in college when he did a couple spoken word albums with the musicians Kurt Cobain and The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, respectively. It was the Beat Generation collaborating with Generation X.


While I enjoyed Burrough's writing style and his turns of phrase, I just couldn’t get into it. I was not far in when I realized I had no idea what was happening beyond a junkie was looking for his fix and before long there was an orgy and then people were being killed. I just went along for the ride, not worrying about plot. It seemed to be an impressionistic survey of the life of a junkie instead of a conventional piece of storytelling with a 3 act plot and the action being led forward by cause and effect.

After I finished reading the novel, I sought out a little more about the man and found that the radio show This American Life broadcasted a BBC Radio 4 documentary about Burroughs called "Burroughs at 100" and it can be found here. To say that the guy was a character is a vast understatement.

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Now that there's fresh, local sweetcorn to be had, I bought some at the stand just 5 or 6 blocks from us. I grilled it up fine and turned it into elote, a.k.a. – Mexican street corn. I mixed some mayo with crema (Mexican sour cream) and smeared it on liberally. Then a layer of cotija, a dry cheese that crumbles into small bits easily, followed by some chili powder, and finally plenty of lime juice. It accompanied some fresh kielbasa that was also grilled to perfection.


We also enjoyed some locally raised porcine goodness recently. I wanted to cook something German for dinner and so I stopped in at my local butcher who sliced a couple pork chops for me that were nice and thick. She even made the slits for stuffing it for me. On the menu was Gefüllte Schweinerippchen à la Holstein or Stuffed Pork Chops, Holstein style.

The stuffing included rum soaked raisins and, on the day I was to cook the chops, I got them soaking first thing. I mean it was 5 A.M. and I went to the liquor cabinet to find the rum even before turning on the coffeemaker. My morning routine normally starts with the Brewing of the Coffee followed by feeding the cats who are noisily petitioning me with meows for breakfast so you can imagine they were not happy and even a bit confused as to just what the human was up to. In addition to those raisins, the stuffing had apple slices sautéed in butter, some cinnamon sugar, and bread crumbs. The chops were braised with beer in the oven and I think they turned out pretty well.


Sadly, it looks like cooking German food, drinking German bier, and watching German films will have to suffice for a while since we are unable to make a trip over there.

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Bonus photo. I saw this on the back of a car on one of my bike rides. When they turn on the rear windshield wipers, Arnie flexes his muscles.

21 November, 2013

Batch Bakehouse to Make Stollen

The folks at Batch Bakehouse are making stollen next month. Stollen is a German cake made with candied fruits and nuts and is usually consumed around Christmas. Being an eastsider, it'll be nice to not have to run out to Middleton to get some this year. I am told it will be available on 14-15 and 21-24 of December. My order has been placed.

When I went to the BB website to look for contact info, I noticed that their bread schedule includes two rye variations as well as pretzels. I was pleased to see this as it seemed that whenever I was at their old location, all I ever saw was focaccia, ciabatta, and baguette. As tasty as these breads are, I am mostly of Central and Eastern Europe stock ergo I need rye coursing through my veins at all times. To my taste, the best rye bread in town is the stuff imported from Chicago that Inter Market carries but I'd love to find a local loaf.

Now, if I could only get Batch to make pączki, makowiec, and kolache. Then I'd be set.

While I'm on the subject, does anyone know where to get rye brat buns in Madison? And while I'm asking "does anyone know where to get" questions, does anyone know where to get woodruff in Madison?


13 May, 2013

Brat und Brau Returns to Madison

Brat und Brau opened in Madison in 1969 moved to Mazomanie at some point but is now returning to Madison. It will be in the Northside TownCenter on north Sherman Avenue in the spot former occupied by Hamann Charcuterie.

Here's what Nichole and JM had to say about their former iteration.

13 March, 2013

Baumkuchen Failure

I tried to make baumkuchen bars over the weekend but failed. Not an epic failure, though. Baumkuchen means "tree cake" and is traditionally made by pouring batter on a dowel or spit that rotates next to a heat source. After one layer has been baked, you put on another layer. At the end of the process you have this cake log that you slice along the diameter which reveals the layers or rings.

I was doing bars where the idea is to put a thin layer of batter in a baking dish, bake it, and then add another layer. Repeat until fertig. Boy did I fuck up. So I ended up with kuchen aber kein baum.



While there were no layers, it was still highly edible. Indeed, it was rather tasty.

09 February, 2013

Mmm...schweinepfeffer...

This version is more tomato-paprika oriented than others which are, well, more peppery as the name implies. Still, it was tasty.


12 September, 2011

Bringing Bamberg to My Dining Room

A few years ago The Dulcinea and I were watching some travel show where the host went to Bamberg, Germany and toured the Schlenkerla brewery. This immediately made us thirst for some rauchbier. Then this person stopped in at some hole-in-the-wall restaurant and had a Bamberg Onion. This had two results: 1) I vowed to go to Bamberg someday and 2) we got really hungry and probably ordered a pizza. Since I can't go to Bamberg, I decided to bring a little of it to my home and made the titular onions.

The first thing you do is peel some onions and then scoop out their guts. I cried and cried doing this. Next time I hope to have a nice serrated melon baller with a comfy ergonomic grip to speed things up and make it easier on my finger. I took the onion guts and pureed them I did the same with a smoked pork chop. Then I mixed it all with some ground pork, eggs, bread crumbs, and seasoning. Aside from salt and pepper, I added mace and marjoram. What you're doing is essentially putting a smoked brat in an onion.

I went to the Jenifer Street Market to get my meat for this venture and was disappointed to find that, not only did they not have any of Nueske's smoked chops but that they were also out of ground pork. So I went to Jim's. I got some smoked chops and they ground the pork for me on the spot. It was so nice to be able to go to a butcher shop on a weekend when there was actually a butcher around instead of simply someone who can weigh and wrap meat. I suspect that there are no real butchers at the big grocery stores these days and perhaps a slight chance of the Jenifer Street Market employing one. Unfortunately Jim's has succumbed to the brat craze. By this I mean having only a smattering of cuts of meat and instead filling the display case with funkily-flavored sausages. If I hear one more word about how "sophisticated" Madison is in a culinary way, I am going to vomit. There are shopping days when I have a problem finding a simple cut of meat like a rump or chuck roast because meat departments and butchers are spending all their time combining ground pork with bulk powdered seasoning mixes from Sysco so all the sophistos can have their gyros, chipotle & sun dried tomato, and mac & cheddar brats. Meat counters across the land are inundated with these sausages as well as pre-stuffed this and marinated that. So I call bullshit on any notion that Madisonians are any more culinarily sophisticated than folks in Richland Center. With the filling done, you stuff those bad boys.

After about 45 minutes in the oven, you apply bacon and pop the root end of the onion that was hacked off earlier on top and return to the heat to finish.

 

I fucked this meal up twice. Firstly, I added too much mace to the meat. It wasn't inedible by any means but very strong. My second cock up came in the choice of beer for use in the gravy. One is supposed to use Schlenkerla's Märzen or one of their other common rauchbiers but I used the Oak Smoke which is much too hoppy for gravy. To add to my gustatory crime, I will also say that the pork was too fucking lean. No fat = crappy pan drippings. Due to circumstances, I ended up with ground pork from Woodman's instead of using the stuff from Jim's. Next time I need to have Jim's grind the stuff and make sure they add plenty of fat. And so I had to improvise and ended up making gravy that was passable. I can imagine what it must taste like when prepared correctly - smoked pork, bacon, rauchbier gravy - a cornucopia of smoky goodness. On the plus side, two 12-year old boys, whom I didn't think would be too thrilled about Bamberg Onions, enjoyed the dinner. Live and learn.