05 May, 2005

First It Was Cheerleading, Now It's "Louie Louie"

They are trying to ban sexually suggestive cheerleading manoeuvres down in Texas. But a high school marching band in Michigan has been forbidden to play "Louie Louie" because of its naughty lyrics. Shit, does anyone really know what the hell The Kingsmen were singing? The FBI spent a couple years investigating the song for obscenity and found nothing. (Here's more on that story.) If the best audio engineers at the FBI couldn't make heads nor tails of the lyrics, what the fuck is wrong with these people in Michigan? Pretty soon the only way kids will learn about evolution is if they go to a Catholic school and now they wanna sterilize the schools so that any hint of sexuality is gone. Yes, the blossoming sexuality of nubile teenage girls...

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