On Why I Am Not A Dork

RESOLVED: SITHY PEOPLE TRAVEL IN PAIRS.

If you people think I'm a dork, I've been absolved. My co-workers here are debating the Dark side of The Force. In Phantom Menace, Yoda says, "Always two there are - a master and an apprentice." So the guy next to me wondered whether or not this means that there are always only 2 Sithy folks in the universe at one time or whether there are many of them but that they always work in pairs. Quite a dorky debate, lemme tell ya. Luckily I captured some of it for posterity on my trust voice recorder.