10 June, 2005

What Would Lovecraft Think?

Of Herbert West, who was my friend in college and in after life, I can speak only with extreme terror...The first horrible incident of our acquaintance was the greatest shock I ever experienced, and it is only with reluctance that I repeat it.

There's little doubt in my mind that H.P. Lovecraft would be disturbed if he were to see what was done to his story, "Herbert West: Re-animator". There can be even less that he would be repulsed by Re-Penetrator, a punk zombie porno flick from hell:

"Re-Penetrator is a pornographic spoof of H.P Lovecraft’s 80’s horror flick Re-Animator. Re-Penetrator is the story of a stripper (Joanna Angel), who after being dead for twenty years, is resurrected back to life by a perverted mad scientist (Dr. Breast). Dr. Breast vaginally injects the long-dead, but exquisitely preserved, exotic dancer with special serum so the re-penetrated corpse will return from the VIP room in hell and crave nothing but sex. After he injects her with a gooey green potion the stripper awakens with an insatiable craving for balls, and she fucks the mad scientist from the gurney to the grave."

I've watched the trailer...it's just rich. They've used enough fake blood to make a young Peter Jackson jealous.

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