28 December, 2022

These cookies have more than just your fortune

It appears that fortune cookies now have ads inside them in addition to their usual words of wisdom and Nostradamus-like visions of the future. This one that we got with our last order of Chinese food had an ad for Dude Wipes which apparently are mentholated, moist towelettes aimed at men who want their buttholes to be extra clean and minty, I guess. The cookie came from Asian House over at Dempsey and Milwaukee.

Not the best ad to keep up one's appetite, if you ask me. It also had a vaguely creepy vibe as well because the cookie packaging featured a young girl on it.

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